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newspaper clipping DEAR ABBY: Some years ago, you published the name and address of a company that manufactured (or supplied) "False fannies." Back then I didn't anticipate needing this kind of product, but alas, my derriere has shrunk, and now when I wear slacks, I look straight as board between my lower back and the backs of my thighs. also, the pants do not fit me properly.

  If the company is still in business, please let me know how I can get in touch with it.  I really need help back there.

FLAT IN THE BACK IN FLORIDA hand-written in ink: 3-88 DEAR FLAT: Frederick's of Hollywood carries a "rear-filler-outer" (false fanny), made of sponge rubber or some material that feels (to the pinch) like "the real thing." (They should be very popular in Italy.)

  Write to:  Frederick's of Hollywood, 6610 Hollywood Blvd., Hollywood 90028, for more information.