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   Can you have pity for a cop?  I can.  Special, Captain Zagarosa, head of our traffic detail.  Come tomorrow, the Fourth, he'll have to cope with a several hour long Shrine parade, a threatened invasion by Hell's Angels, a ball game at Candlelstick [sic] Park and a regatta and fireworks  (pyrotechnic) display off Marina Green.
    Under such circumstances, I would condone and approve of police brutality.  Only regretting I couldn't get in a few licks myself.  Though it would be difficult ^to decide whether Hell's Angels or Giant fans were more detestable.
    We  have a new drug available here and it is far more pernicious than CSD or even aspirin.  It is called CSphD and addicts are called alka heads.  It is an alkaline derivitave [sic] of Alka Seltzer.  It induces a state of total reality, far more dangerous than any hallucination.
    The effects are called "Staying Where You Are" or "Turning off"  During a "Stay" one friend of mine foreswore drinking, television and bowling.  Next day at the ad agency, he contributed something to the discussion of a name for a new