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Sensitive Cars: (All the way?) -- If you have a sore foot, (couple (3) toes smashed) walk on the pavement; sidewalks are too rough. Automobile drivers will swear at you of course, but you should not let that worry you; they're going to hell fast and can't stop to pick you up. It is not so much a habit to kill the remnant of generosity in them as a program to create a proper sense of humility in you... Crusted independance; generosity perishes -- and the chicks come home to roost. Allright Wilbur, my crutches! The story of the soul uncrusht -- It's the toes. Robins have not uttered "cheer-up" since 1937; now that I remember Fourth of July explosions have been rare. Saving our powder for the several enemies that threaten? Cop: -- "Were you uptown begging the town?"-- Hobo: -- "No, God bless you officer, i was just uptown trying to stear that restaurant keeper away from the poorhouse -- and he appreciated it so much that he gave me an extra cup of coffee -- say officer, do I look as if I need a birth certificate?" -- Cop: --"Tell the truth, I think you need a death-notice in all the leading papers -- now get the hell off the God given streets before the Fire Department runs over you!" -- Run-over or run-in and so it goes? The maximum age of 64 acceptable for compulsory military training coincides with the minimum age (64) ac- ceptable in poorhouses and old gentlemens homes, in some states... Uncle Sam doesn't want to raid the pogeys or old folks home -- to say nothing about grave yards or mausoleums -- just all those that haven't had a chance to duck into the shelters