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"HAVE AT YOU THOU POT OF GLUE"

OLDE CHAPIN AND GOURD

JACK CONROY AND R.O. BIGGS SUGGEST THIS HISTORIC, CELEBRATED EXPLOIT, ATTRIBUTED TO SiR PHILIP WARTON, BE HEREBY ADOPTED AND DESIGNED AS A HERALDIC DEVICE, OR COAT OF ARMS FOR OUR OWN W.W. WHARTON, WHO IS THE ONLY FIGHTING WHARTON LEFT THAT WE KNOW OF, FOR SURE! RO BiGGS